Af-flu-en-za n. 1. The bloated,
sluggish and unfulfilled feeling
that results from efforts to keep
up with the Joneses.
2. An epidemic of stress,
overwork, waste and
indebtedness caused by
dogged pursuit of the American
Dream.
3. An unsustainable addiction
to economic growth.
4. A television program that
could change your life.